He gave up first-class cricket to Become A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here.

He gave up first-class cricket to play for That Other Pesky Indian Twenty 20 Competition.

And together, they re-enacted one of the greatest off-field aquatic moments in English cricket touring history.

Phil Tufnell and Jason Gillespie raced their pedaloes around the neutral Welsh waters of Cardiff Bay in the first stage of a series of promotional events for Betfair (who asked me to post this video to my blog).

When I were a lad, all Arthur Fonzarelli had to do was ride his motorbike over a plastic shark.