Move over Rupert Murdoch because Sepp Blatter is claiming your role as the Elder Statesman of Twitter.

Everyone in the global football community has a responsibility to act ethically. Football fans rightly demand this. FIFA has taken the lead.

— Joseph S Blatter (@SeppBlatter) September 19, 2014

This gem of irony from the President of FIFA was issued on the morning of the inaugural World Summit on Ethics in Sports, held where else but at FIFA's very own headquarters in Zurich.