Sledging by Media 3: More on Shane

There he is again. Right underneath the masthead subheading "We will hold firm" is the headline "Shane Warne loses control of his googlies AGAIN".

Inside the front pages of feral random word generator the Daily Mirror is the whole lurid story. Now I don't have a huge amount of sympathy for the Bill Clinton Of World Cricket except to say that if his testosterone really is so far out of control, then he really does require professional medical assistance.

But getting back to the feral fish wrapper, apart from asking the obvious question - Is it really in the public's interest to know this? - there comes the other obvious question - Why does this story happen to come out on the opening day of the First Test?

At stumps on Day One, Warne was 2-1-2-0 after scoring 28 from 29 deliveries.