(The following is a song that I sing to Adara sometimes. Please note that there is a special bonus feature at the end of this presentation.)

I am the Governor of Cauliflower,
I am the Governor of Cauliflower,
I am the Governor of Cauliflower,
Cauliflower Governor am I.

I am the Governor of C0lin Farrell,
I am the Governor of Colin Farrell,
I am the Governor of Colin Farrell,
Colin Farrell Governor am I.

I am the Governor of California,
I am the Governor of California,
I am the Governor of California,
California Governor am I.

(Special bonus feature: The Jessie "The Body" Ventura verse)

Jessie was the Governor of Minnesota,
Jessie was the Governor of Minnesota,
Jessie was the Governor of Minnesota,
Minnesota Governor was he.